New NBC/Universal TV show "Royal Pains" Begins Pooping (whoops...Shooting) in the Hamptons

NBC/Universal is excited about it's new TV show "Royal Pains," set in the glamorous Hamptons. The pilot episode concerns a New York City doctor, who, fighting poopie stains caused by his recurring hemorrhoids, decides to leave the city and start a high-end real estate brokerage/laundromat in the center of Southampton, NY. After washing the stained undergarments of a wealthy debutante and waiving his broker fees for the purchase of a mansion that looks strangely like a Tucks pad, the pair start a hemorrhoid sufferers support group for the wealthy. The crap hits the fan when the good doctor becomes a living, breathing witch hazel pad for a number of crazy socialites who suffer diarrhea. You can't make this s&@t up!