Winding down.....thank God

The summer insanity is finally coming to an end here on the very Eastern End of Long Island. The car carriers have started arriving to take there fine steeds on the annual migration southward to warmer climes such as Palm Beach, FL and other well heeled zip codes. If I never see another powder-blue $250,000 .00 Bentley with Florida plates it will too soon. I do not understand why people insist on spending that kind of Money on a blue convertible. Someone please explain this to me.