One Sunny Day in 2009!

One sunny day in 2009, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Ave, where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the young Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.”

The Marine looked at the man and said, “Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and he no longer resides here.”

The old man said, “Okay” and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.”

The Marine again told the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and he no longer resides here.”

The man thanked him and, again just walked away

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same US Marine, saying “I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.”

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I’ve told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and he no longer resides here. Don’t you understand?”

The old man looked at the Marine and said, “Oh, I understand... I just love hearing it.”

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, “See you tomorrow,... Sir!”

Source: www.laughitout.com

Obama's Isle (sung to the Gilligan's Isle theme song)

Just sit right back
you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful grab
That started back in Illinois
With a man with the gift of gab

The pol was a mighty liberal man
The waffler brave and sure
Four passengers set sail that day
For a three-month tour, for a three-month tour

The economy started getting rough,
Big Mac's ship was tossed
If not for the courage of one black man
More fortunes would be lost, more fortunes would be lost

The ship of state was rudderless
Bush no where to be found,
With Baracky
The Lipstick Pig
The millionaire and his wife
The terrorist
The confessor and Michele
Here on Obama's Isle.
Here on Obama's Isle.
Here on Obama's Isle.

NEW PLUM ISLAND AFFORDABLE HOUSING ANNOUNCED

Everyone is talking about the new affordable housing units on Plum Island. Designed by the Department of Agriculture, the apartment complex looks like it was the brainchild of a Gehry-influenced 11-year-old. The development features six 5-story residential complexes, housing 10,000 residences, each with its own unique syringe dispenser and custom stainless steel autopsy table as a centerpiece. In addition, a large plot of land has been earmarked as a burial ground for the future deceased. The government describes the affordable units as "foot-and-mouth condos," with regular ferry service. But they aren't for the squeamish.

Come Fall 2010, lucky residents, who will win their coveted new homes by lottery, will look forward to no bathrooms, no cable, or kitchens. One local official said: "Those whiny low-income wage earners have finally gotten their wish: an affordable place to live (and die) in the Hamptons."