Saturday, January 24, 2009

Suffer Not the Little Children...


We noted with sadness and anger another sign that the bucolic and once rural beauty and "safety" of the Hamptons is gone forever when the local police reported two sex offender crimes recently. We've become an affluent suburb and a magnet for crime and degradation.

An unidentified child was reportedly sexually molested on Maidstone Park Beach on June 1, 2008. The perp couldn't meet the $20,000 bail and was remanded to Suffolk County Jail. Another East Hampton low life was arrested for forcing an under-aged girl to have sexual contact with him somewhere on Pantigo Road. His status as of this writing is undetermined.

We have a solution: Once guilt is proven by evidence, immediate public castration without anesthesia on Plum TV. Then, if the pervert is not in this country legally, a quick flight out of East Hampton airport back to whatever cesspool they're from. No lawyers, no trials, no exceptions. Do you agree?

At the very least, if you have children in the Hamptons, remember we're no longer a "Leave It To Beaver" community despite our carefully cultivated tourist image. BE AWARE, EVIL IS ON OUR DOORSTEP!!!!

1 comment:

danigirl1 said...

I agree, although I would not waste good air time on them, what with plum TV'S outstanding gardening shows.