Tuesday, February 17, 2009

The Crappy Crappy Oy Vay Song


Hello, CEOs, investment bankers, hedge fund managers and shareholders. This is your old pal, Barry Madoffteats. This is a song about a bailout. No! This is a song about feeling crappy! That's right! It's the Crappy Crappy Oy Vay!

Crappy Crappy Oy Vay Crappy Crappy Oy Vay
Crappy Crappy Oy Vay Crappy Crappy Oy Vay
Crappy Crappy Oy Vay Crappy Crappy Oy Vay

I don't think you're contrite enough! That's right! I'll teach you to be sorry! I'll teach your regulators to suck eggs! Now, money guys and gals, let's try it again!

To be sung to the tune of Ren and Stimpy's "Happy, Happy... Joy, Joy!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

WOW. So much anger in your blogs! I'm sorry you are not having a good life!

Nicki said...

I think its great!!! Rude, Crude, Wrong and Evil!!!! But not angry....lol