Hello, CEOs, investment bankers, hedge fund managers and shareholders. This is your old pal, Barry Madoffteats. This is a song about a bailout. No! This is a song about feeling crappy! That's right! It's the Crappy Crappy Oy Vay!
Crappy Crappy Oy Vay Crappy Crappy Oy Vay
Crappy Crappy Oy Vay Crappy Crappy Oy Vay
Crappy Crappy Oy Vay Crappy Crappy Oy Vay
I don't think you're contrite enough! That's right! I'll teach you to be sorry! I'll teach your regulators to suck eggs! Now, money guys and gals, let's try it again!
To be sung to the tune of Ren and Stimpy's "Happy, Happy... Joy, Joy!
