What are the differences between Moses and Obama?
Moses had a snake for a cane. Obama used a serpent for a tongue.
Moses wandered in the wilderness for 40 years. Obama wandered an urban jungle for 40 years.
Moses met a Bush. Obama will make us forget one.
Moses didn't want to be God's representative. Obama is replacing God's representative.
Moses was played by Charlton Heston. Obama will be played by Eddie Murphy.
Moses died before he got to the Promised Land. Obama sold his soul to get to the Promised Land.
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