Dumpsters Find Love In "The Hamptons"

The editors of Hamptons Adnauseam are proud to announce the engagement of two formally lonely dumpsters who found love through our popular Hampton's Dumpster Personals. The couple plan to get married next year at the Wainscott billionaire Ron Perleman's estate. A honeymoon is being planned for this coming June at the All-Island Transfer Station off of Horseblock Rd, in Yapank, NY