Bernie stole $50 Billion. Barry's about to steal $1 Trillion.
Bernie wears an ankle bracelet. Barry can't part with his Blackberry.
Bernie is under house arrest in his Manhattan penthouse. Barry will soon be trapped in the White House.
Bernie's a crook from Wall Street. Barry's a crook from Chicago.
Bernie's got a lovely wife. Barry's got a lovely wife.
Bernie fleeced thousands. Barry's fleeced millions.
Bernie is a Jew. Barry's a Muslim.
